January 2012
AND NOW WE DANCE!: Worst Pop Song Lyrics of 2011 →
thetangential:
This was another year of horrible (yet addicting) pop music. Perhaps you were inspired by one of several ballads meant to boost your self esteem (i.e. Pink’s “Fuckin’ Perfect”) or maybe you caught yourself singing a lyric about your cell phone (i.e. Hot Chelle Rae’s “I like it like that”) I suffered through lots of YouTube videos to bring you this list, in no particular order.
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That awkward moment when someone scares you and...
totally-relatable:
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armsoftheocean:
the reason why the world isn’t...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
December 2011
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
Had the perfect night with the best girl ever.
Walking through Christmas lights at the zoo, drinking hot cocoa and watching Jessica have fun.
It was great.
Hank and Liza weren’t nearly as awful as they could have been. Hank was moody, but overall the day, dinner, and night went well.
Going to her house for New Years Eve and staying over with our friend Shelby too.
The end of 2011 is better than the whole year has been.
Hopefully I...
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
You can't scare me tumblr
thebardofrage:
I will keep using missing e
I will use it until David Karp personally arrives at my house and promises to blow me in exchange for uninstalling it
He’s taken my links
He’s taken my limitless ask box messages
He’s restricted how long my asks can be
He’s taken how many pictures I can post a day
BUT HE WILL NOT TAKE
MY ONE CLICK REBLOGS!
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
“Is it frustrating to be viewed with suspicion merely because of one’s sex? Heck...”
– In Rape Culture, All Men Are Guilty Until Proven Innocent
(via daniel-plainview)
Couples. →
fuckinglesbian:
The argumentative couple.
The couple that always fights, yet they never have the guts to leave each other.
The ‘IT’ couple.
The couple that everyone wishes to be. The one couple that everyone looks up too. and wishes to have such a relationship.
The playful couple.
The relationship everyone wishes they had with their significant one. Where they can play practical...
looking-for-a-great-perhaps:
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